Funnies from all over

• Gene asked Austin if he wanted him to turn on the ceiling fan. Austin said, "No; it will hurt."
• Austin was staying at Nonna and Papa's house. He got up one morning and said, "I've got to go outside." Nonna asked Austin what he was going to do outside. Austin said, "To tee tee in the grass." Austin went outside and came back in holding his pajama bottoms and underwear in one hand.
• "I can only tee tee outside at Nonna and Papa's and DeDe and Nea's house.
• "What are we having for dinner?" Chicken, rice and green beans. "Again..."